A ride 19th November

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  • Greetings Swanlings,
    I have come to your planet and being enjoying your cyclebiking experienced through living a parasitical life in the bum cheek of human called Stephen. Happily I have found a new host (I had to move due to buying a Aga oven to fit in with humans from Buckinghamshire and said cheek was a bit cramped) and have inhabited its whole body, its called Selby but is confused about its location and think it may get lost. So we will be peddling 46 mile out to Harley Equestrian. Wind is forecast NW

    Please tag your attendance if you are coming as if there's no one by Sat evening I'll exterminate all of cycle kind able to peddle over 17mph and ride with the B


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  • Lost it......

  • What the hell are you on??? 🤣🤣

  • They don’t have IT skills on the planet you come from, you didn’t create the ride as an event so no one can sign up!

  • BTW, I have a route so in the unlikely (?) event that you don’t have one.....

  • Sheer brilliance. Wish I could join your ride for the humour!

  • Mork calling ORSEN COME IN ORESEN

  • many years ago

  • no we are far beyond your so call IT and respond with telepathy or a simple I'm in to the post with your weak human mind and fingers

  • I'm touched no really I am, in the head

  • clever on two levels as he was also a cycling nut god rest his funny bones

  • Is that the humour_arse?

  • ???

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A ride 19th November

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