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sorry a bit rusty this one should be fine https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/94593461
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Hello Swanlings,
I have arrived from the plant Oldleader to mingle with your kind so the mighty leader of my home planet can learn how to acquire funds to decorate his leadership orb. So here is our Stella trip:1. Destination- The Milk Shed. It is not a shed or sells milk, but a fine bacon sandwich and flat white can be procured,72.00 km or 44.7387 miles to be precise.
2. Topography - like a pancake
3. Weather - searing acid rain and radiation will burn your human flesh; sorry, my bad that at home 3>5Deg feels like -1 at the start. wind SWS 10mph 5% chance of rain
4. Pace B - 15 to 17mph or the most I can muster- Route Link - https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/15038427
- Route Link - https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/15038427
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Swans
Its time to work off that curry with a South Westerly jaunt to the land of brilliant bacon sandwiches. after my traumatic dinner last night I feel the village that had a prisoner of war camp in 1915 for some troublesome Europeans(be them German not French) and it was built by Canadians. It seems wrong after helping us out we are sending them Meghan Markle, but in the words of the fabulous Irish pop group B*witched "say la vie". So lets get to it details of the ride belowDistance- 72km or 44.7 Miles
Terrain- Flat
Weather- wind WSW-Temp 6C- precipitation 10-30% chance rain in the night so roads will be wet
Stop - Milk Shed
Garmin Link - https://connect.garmin.com/modern/course/15038427
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Hi Swans,
Its been while but its time for a magical mystery tour down to Salcey forest a remnant of the medieval royal hunting forest. Reminders of the past can still be found, with several miles of ancient woodland, building remains and ancient trees. The 'druids' or veteran oaks in Salcey are rare and distinct wildlife habitats, and some of the veteran oaks are believed to be over 500 years old. But we will be eating cake hopefully less than 500 years oldRoute: rolling
Distance: 44 Mile / 70.48 km
Cafe: Salcey Cafe
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( please read in a Dalek voice)
Greetings Swanlings,
I have come from the planet free hub to invade your ride as your leader , our mighty swarm (well it may rain so as mighty as we can be) will assimilate all human coffee and cake at little Italy Haddenham. we will hydrate, hydrate, hydrate hhhhhyyyyyddddrrraaaatttttteee.Speed: below light speed
weather: chance of some sky liquid
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Hi Swans,
After the bitter disappointment of the cafe being close mid week and using my Hercule Poirot like powers of deduction (namely a bloody big sign saying we are open from the 6th) we will venture to the Harley Equestrian centre AGAIN!
Out via stowe, Syresham and Weedon Lois and back via Culworth and Marston St Lawrence.Distance: 47 miles
Terrain: Bumpy 781 meters
Weather: 4 rising to 7C wind WNW 6mph no rain
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Hello Swans,
We are off to Weston-on-the-Green, this village had no electricity until 1931 and the school had none until 1947! This lack of electricity meant the local children spent time perfecting the perfect bacon sandwich luckily for us (ok, ok only the first part is true).